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Supermunk Update; XVIIIMMwhatevs

Holy fucktards! Where did i go?

I was creating graphics for my shirts for all my stores sucka. That takes time.

supermunk doodle

Not an accurate representation of a Supermunk…not even close.

Another thing that takes time is promotion. My god. Never underestimate how many hours social media sucks from your life & soul, like those damn wispy shadow things from the harry potter movies.

I feel all shriveled up…

Also pimping all my sites, coding, researching, creating custom headers, graphics, etc.

Also discovered webcasting so yea…that took over my life but, resulted in customers so hooray!

Now here’s a rundown of things I am implementing in the next few weeks, and God help me if my ADHD doesn’t stop me from achieving these:

  • A very basic SEO ebook for morons
  • An ebook for how to optimize & sell an ebook for morons
  • An ebook for how to optimize & make money with youtube videos

Already started on all those so i’m ahead.

My head is all kinds of swimmy with SEO techniques rite now. Barely sleeping/eating because i am THIS CLOSE to cracking this shit! I’ll spend the week/month./summer getting all of this set up. I’m like Kerouac rite now, all sweaty and madly driven to finish that damn book.

Thanks to my Tshirt sales, I am getting super close to purchasing the basic necessary SEO marketing tools but i’m not completely there yet, so please become a superhero and donate even a dollar or 2 to this very important cause. Every dollar helps allow me to acquire more products to test drive, so you don’t have to squander mega bucks or waste valuable hours of your lives.

The Paypal Donate link is available by clicking on HERE. Thank you all once more, for tuning back in to the ol’ Supermunk blog, and have an abundant and fortuitous day.

I Apologize

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For many reasons, I haven’t updated this site enough. And here are my crappy-ass reasons:


– I’m A Freeloader.

I piggy-back on neighbor’s wi-fi since I’m out of work and can no longer afford the $60.-mo. And their connection mysteriously disappears whenever it snows or heavy rains falls, which is frequently these days.

– I’m Researching Like A M-F.

Just when I think I’ve got the handle on SEO, surprise! There’s more tutorials to learn, more handy websites full of pertinent information, and more YouToob videos to drill into my skullmeat.

– My English-Speaking Skillz Are Being Requested.

Mami & Papi need me to sort out their bills and shit. Don’t be fooled; free rent has it’s price and it, is steep!

– I Am Not A Website Builder.

I know not of coding/ HTML/ CSS/ PHP/ SQL/C++/JAVA/Dreamweaver,
and so, it becomes that much harder to make necessary changes to this site’s layout.
Quite frankly I’m on my own on this as I know of nobody who knows how to do this shit. And I’m a bit slow to learn but once I master it, watch out world!

– Health Concerns.

Lacking healthcare, it gets kinda hard to maneuver around with your body developing an everlasting list of ‘issues’. So you turn into both Scoobee AND Shaggee, and solve your own Nancy Dru mysteries.
So you read a ton of articles and ask around and cut & paste valuable information and try out every suggestion out there. Sorta works. At least enough to get you going. And typing. Like now.

– Lastly, Drawing!

It’s what I do; drawing is what I was born to do. And that takes time. From ideation sketch, to scanning, to rasterizing my file, to cleaning up in a program similar to Photoshop, to coloring it in, to adding filters, to jazzing it up and saving it into diff. file formats and uploading to site.

So! An avg. freelance illustration gig takes anywhere between 30-70 hrs.
A typical work week is 40 hrs. So, yea. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Please understand that as I teach myself all this crap, there is no one single website that has everything i’m looking for. I have to peruse about 5-7 sites just to get that one piece of information because they’re all written in different contexts, or only supply a mere fraction of said topic. That’s really what takes the ever-loving soul draining out of me.

Presently I am working on a post on RSS Feeds and how you can p0wn them.
That will take some time as it is not a short topic.
But I’ll keep adding other stuff as I go on. Stay tuned.