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Tis late July and we’ve entered hurricane season. Earlier this week, barometric pressure dropped resulting in a super humid week. Humidity so bad that I’ve got 2 fans going on me. I’ve had to bathe my dog every single day. Gliding across the carpet feels like residue and I keep sticking to furniture; ugh! Why just this morning, I found a birthmark on my ass shaped like 3M. ( looks like a promising career in sealing gift packages lies ahead…)
Other such non-sense…the weather has been a tremendous mindfuck, curtailing our journeys outdoors. I had to postpone my trip to Ikea for a comp. desk because it almost rained earlier. Shows me; the rain fell this evening. Curses!
Worse off, the rain keeps fucking up my reception. Heavy heavy rainfall, with thunder & lightning. Nervous dog jumps into my lap, will not leave; inhibits me from typing. All wifi and satellite signals keep breaking up. As you fine people already know, all my posts are comprised of images and without a strong signal, it’s a bitch to upload so! I may or may not post this week. Except for this update of course 😉
I promise that the next post will have something to do with SEO. Been delaying it but I have a few useful tools you a-holes desperately need for your sites, courtesy of this a-hole! Meanwhile, watch this crazy-ass video, 1:10 min. long.